Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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