so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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