I want you more than these girls want KFC
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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