So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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