I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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