counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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