i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
