The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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