we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
