I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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