Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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