I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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