Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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