Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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