I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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