i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Even my vagina gasped.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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