By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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