i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
