OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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