It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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