I need help removing her.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
