kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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