We're like a lot better than the average bears
You're so nebulous sometimes
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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