Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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