Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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