Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize