This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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