you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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