pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
it was like his penis was on wheels.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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