I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
