i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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