In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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