So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Randomize
