Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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