normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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