so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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