OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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