love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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