she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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