but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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