he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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