Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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