I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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