Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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