and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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