thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm sobbing to NWA
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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