I need help removing her.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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