Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
As shirtless as possible
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
