Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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