Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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