Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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