i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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