he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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