If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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