quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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