Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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