Me. At least after what I've been through.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
